Lancaster Old Man Puts Up Hilarious Sign After Neighbors Are Rude
Telling this story gets me mad, but this sign is hilarious.
I live on the corner of my street, by a stop sign and every morning there would be dog poo by the stop sign. Sometimes, it would be on my side of the sidewalk on my front lawn.
It's obnoxious, but it's even WORSE when you're trying to cut the lawn and you hit it (you know what I'm talking about if you have a dog). So, I started keeping a shovel outside because it was happening every single day.
One day I caught the guy and instead of confronting him I watched where he lived, picked up the poo and just causually dropped off what his dog left at my house, to his front porch. I have no idea what the guy's reaction was, but it has not happened on my side of the street since then, I'll tell you that.
Flash forward a few months and it must be happening because, on the opposite side of the street, the old guy printed out this sign and put it on the light post.
I was cracking up when I saw this on the light post.
I mean,it is 2022. There is legit a company that will come pick up your dog poop FOR YOU! It is called POOP 911 and they will come on a scheduled basis, to your house, and clean it up for you. So, if you are going to let your dog poop on someone else's lawn, I'm sure they'll come pick that up for you too.