What Do You Want Us To Ask The ‘Butterball Turkey Hotline’?

The Butterball Turkey website tempts us with  "Ask us anything".

DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT DOES TO A MORNING RADIO SHOW???

The possibilities are boundless...the stupid questions, endless.

Some of our favorites, gathered from random sources, include:

• "How do I roast my turkey so it gets golden brown tan lines in the shape of a bikini."  (The answer was strategically placing foil.)
• "Why doesn't my turkey have any breast meat?"  (As it were, the turkey was upside-down.)
• A first-time cook rinsed her turkey – with dish soap – and now the suds wouldn't stop. (She was told not to rinse the turkey next time; just dry it off with paper towels.)

You can see more random questions - and their answers - here and here.

Since it's a holiday week, we don't want to do TOO much work (hey, at least we're honest!)....so here's where YOU come in.

What question do you want us to ask, when we call the Butterball hotline?  It can be a legit question (we'll protect the names of the innocent...) or one as outlandish as you can come up with!  Please comment with your question on Facebook (scroll down to the bottom of this page and "LEAVE A COMMENT") or email laura@mix96buffalo.com 

Then be sure to listen Wednesday morning to see if we use YOUR question!