Vintage Valentine’s Day Cards That Are SERIOUSLY Weird [PHOTOS]

I fully realize times have changed. But Valentine's Day cards have REALLY evolved.

Here are just THREE examples of what I'm talkin' about...

Love = bludgeoning?

Yikes...

Just what I wanted from my valentine...terrifying fishhead dreams...

Need more? Yeah...you need more. (FYI, there is some questionable language/images here...so click at your discretion...)