Last night I was cooking up a storm, as it's one of my favorite stress relievers, especially when it's a cool, rainy evening. Out of the corner of my eye, looking out the backyard, I could've sworn a toddler was running around. This thing was ENORMOUS.

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I ran outside to grab a better pic, and by the time I had, he had run into my neighbor's front yard. In this shot, you see a car to the left...this guy pulled over and ran after it too, shouting, "I'm a hunter! You never see this stuff around this neighborhood!"

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Then he ran BACK into my yard...and think he was SO wanting to play on that swing set!

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This guy was HUGE. I could'a put a saddle on him and rode him to work.

Ironically, I was cooking ground turkey at the time.

Yes, I felt guilty.

No, not enough not to eat what I made. I'm a hell of a cook.

(PS: If you follow me on Twitter, you already knew what scared me so...don't ya wanna be first to know? Follow me! @lauradaniels961)

 

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