Tony Tries…Walking in Heels [VIDEO]
It's Tony Tries Tuesday, and today Val has decided to make me wear heels. Yes you read that correctly. There is a disturbing trend developing over the last few Try days and I think I need to reread the fine print in my contract.
When I agreed to wear heels today I hadn't thought it all the way through. I didn't think about the fact that I would need to buy heels that would fit me. I can't borrow Val's or anyone else's I know since my size is 12! Women's sizes are 1.5 sizes bigger than men's.
I had to go to the Mall today and buy a pair of size 12 heels. I snuck into Payless and discreetly tried on a pair to make sure they would fit. The pair I tried fit, but the color was Nude which is boring. I then spotted a blue pair in the same style. SCORE!! I actually had a feeling of excitement run through my system before my senses came back to me and I realized what I was excited about.
Point is I get it ladies. You find a pair of shoes in the color you want and you have to have them. Anyway, I bought the shoes after getting some questionable looks from the cashier. I partially tried to explain myself but then said screw it, I am a 40 year old man buying heels - it is what it is!
So I wore the heels and went for a stroll around our studio offices. Did I succeed? Judge for yourself...