
Tonawanda Man Attempts To Rob Florida Store Dressed As Darth Vader; Foiled By Bleu Cheese
Jacob Mercer, 32, of Tonawanda tried to rob a convenience store in Jacksonville, Florida....dressed as Darth Vader.
While he sported the helmet and full body costume, he did not have a light saber, but rather, a gun.
Jacksonville Police Dept.
He demanded cash, but the clerk clearly had no love for the Galactic Empire.
The jedi-cashier hurled a jar of blue cheese dressing at Vader, smacking him right in the face. Er, mask.
(One site claims it was bleu cheese, another site says it was a wine bottle. Either way, not a light saber.)
Whatever it was, it cut up his face, even under the Vader mask.
Jacksonville Police Dept.
Cops tracked him down, and arrested him for armed robbery.