This Is Why I’ve Never Seen ‘Jaws’

Why have I never seen 'Jaws'? I don't like scary movies that are real, that can really happen.

There are sharks in the water, that's why you won't catch me cruising out in the ocean to neck-high depths. I now freak out about how far out I used to go on a jet ski in the Pacific back in the day.

Summer vacation going to be at the ocean? Read and watch this.