Not EVERY Halloween Needs To Be Sexy

We had a pretty big discussion last week about my sentiments that not everyone should necessarily get candy, or go Trick or Treating.

Like, you got REAL mad at me....

So I caved and bought a GIANT bag of candy (the GOOD stuff, like Reece's and Almond Joy and such) and will be handing it out this year (if it MAKES it to Friday in my house...).

HOWEVER....Here's where I WON'T be making a personal concession:  Not EVERYTHING has to be sexy. I was shopping the other day and saw a sexy "slice of pizza"...which was basically a short brown dress with pizza colors on it.

Then a sexy pack of gum.  Yes. GUM.

And a sexy Oscar the Grouch?  COME ON.

What would be the most RIDICULOUS "sexified" costume?  I'll get ya started!

-sexy FIRE HYDRANT
-sexy FAX MACHINE
-sexy CALENDAR
-sexy STAPLER

????