If the World Ends on Saturday…Here are Some Reasons to Rejoice!

According to what has since been considered a hoax, the world was supposed to end this Saturday, September 23.  Turns out that won't be happening now, and we can all go back to our lives.  But let's pretend for a second it was gonna...

I mean looking at the positives...if the world ends this Saturday...

• We wouldn't have to see the Bills get a Denver beat down at New Era Field.
• I wouldn't have to respond to angry Bills fans because I said that "the Bills would get a Denver beat down at New Era Field."
• The Bills final season record would be 1-1 and nobody predicted that!
• We wouldn't have to deal with the upcoming Monday!
• I, and many others, would be done paying on our student loans, car payments, mortgages, and kids dance/dance/soccer/dance/more dance/gymnastics payments.
• We end it on a Saturday so that we get to enjoy the best day of the weekend forever!
• TV would end, so you wouldn't be disappointed in how your favorite series was concluded.  I'm looking at you Grey's Anatomy...
• NO MORE KARDASHIANS!!
• NO MORE KANYE WEST!!
• NO MORE (of anyone else that annoys you)!!
• Don't have to worry whether the snow blower can make it through this winter.
• It's sunny and 85 that day in Buffalo, so at least our city goes out on top!
• No more yard work!
• No more reloading the dishwasher after your wife loads it wrong!
• No more apologizing to the wife for writing that there is "No more reloading the dishwasher after your wife loads it wrong" and posting it at Mix96Buffalo.com.

Not a bad list of positives.  Let's be honest, the only real negative to the world ending Saturday is that...

• You can no longer listen to 'Because I Said' with Val Townsend and Tony P, 3-7pm weekdays.