David Hasselhoff In High Demand?

People go crazy over the strangest things.  Toys, books, cars and David Hasselhoff.  Huh?  David Hasselhoff?  Apparently so.  I don't get it, but apparently someone does.

There is now an epidemic of life-size cutouts being stolen from convenience stores.  Imagine a dreamy, tank-top-clad David Hasselhoff hawking iced coffee, you'd be so overcome by desire you'd just have to have it, right? That's what is going on with Hasselhoff fans in New England and Florida, because hundreds of the cutouts have gone missing recently. Out of 570 printed for Cumberland Farms convenience stores, only 20 remain.

Would you want to steal a lifesize cutout of the Hoff and keep him in your home?