Dave’s Top 10 Bad Jokes Of All Time

Every Friday, we do Bad Joke Friday. We love hearing you tell us these really bad but still funny jokes!

Each week..I find myself just laughing and laughing at these jokes that you most likely heard from your Dad!

Here are my Top 10 Bad Jokes of all time!

10. What do you call a fake noodle?  An impasta!

9. Want to hear a joke about paper? Never mind, it’s tearable!

8. My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down!

7. Why don’t skeletons ever go dances? Because they have nobody to go with!

6. How do you make a Kleenex dance? Put some boogie in it!

5. I’m so good at sleeping...I can do it with my eyes closed!

4. What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese.

3. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired

2. What did the grape do when he got stepped on? He let out a little wine

and now my all-time favorite bad joke!!!

1. How do Billboards talk to each other? In Sign Language!

Make sure to call us with your bad jokes every Friday morning from 6-10am at 644-9696!