$100 in a Porta-Potty — Would You Go For It?

In case you missed it this morning, I shared this true -- albeit disgusting -- story.  What would YOU do?

During a long bike ride with Eddy, nature called...I had been drinking water the whole day! I ONLY use porta-potties in DIRE emergencies, like when I'm about to wet myself. This was one of those times.

We stopped at the porta-potties in Delaware Park near where Shakespeare in the Park takes place. I took a deep breath (I try not to breathe while I'm in there) and went in.

This one had clearly been knocked over at one point, as in addition to the beauty that was beneath, there was wet toilet paper stuck to the back of the door and the walls.  But I had to go for it.

Though I didn't want to, I looked down...and floating inside the rest of a weekend of Buffalove was a $100 bill (I didn't snap a pic, for OBVIOUS reasons...but believe me, it was DEFINITELY there).

Was it REAL? I don't know, sure looked like it.

Could I use the cash?  Sure, who couldn't!

Did I THINK about it?  For a millisecond.

Even if I reached in with a stick, I couldn't get past my gag reflex.  I left it and ran out (I was also running out of breath).

Would YOU have fished it out?

(Seriously, my skin is crawling just THINKING about it!)