These are the contents of my purse.

I emptied it out because I lost an earring and was sure it had fallen inside. It didn't...but Gordon got a GOOD chuckle out of the random things in there...including one thing in particular.

Any idea which really stood out to him?

(I'll follow up on the air with what it was...and why I'm carrying it!)

All that aside, if you were frisked and asked to empty your pockets and/or purse, what would be the weirdest or hardest to explain item?