"I wanna break my phone into a million billion bits and pieces."

"There's an app for that."

The goal of this "Send Me To Heaven" game is simple -- throw your phone higher than those you're playing against.

Of course, you have to agree to a disclaimer, saying you realize you're probably going to break your phone if you don't successfully catch it. Not sure it's legally binding, so you probably don't want your eighth grader getting a hold of this info.

It's free and available for Android only. Apple banned it from their App Store, which is kinda silly, considering it'll probably lead to an increase in sales when everyone drops and breaks their iPhones. I digress.