Around 6:40 almost every morning for the past week and a half, we've been bringing you your "PokeStop" -- essentially, any updates on how people are playing, where they're playing, the predicaments they've gotten into, and any (wait for it...) injuries incurred as a result of playing.

You probably know by now I'm personally not playing, and despite a handful of redeeming qualities, I'm not a fan.  I've also said on several occasions that it's only a matter of time before something bad happens.

That time is now, and we're (comically) in need of a Pokemon Injury Attorney.

(note:  some language may be NSFW)