I've been around more than a few cats in my life, either as owner or co-owner, and one thing they all have in common is that they believe the Universe rotates around them!

Case in point: Boo, who thinks that when he wants company, he should have company, and that's that. "GarrulousCrap", who is dealing with Boo's obsession at present, gives us a visual record of what he's putting up with just now:


I think any cat owner can at least match this story, although Boo's degree of ingenuity in annoying its owners is worthy of special credit. Then again, giving extra credit would just encourage Boo...